brbjellyfishing:

babe can i show you my d*ck 

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flowersofcasanova:

bitterarab:

Damn.


OMG THIS!
neonblach said: What's your ideal perfect lady?

thedrunkenenigma:

Perfect lady…

Let’s see..

She love me for everything I have and I don’t have to offer. She’s there with me more through the bad times than the good. She love me the way I love her.
She makes me feel like.. I haven’t drank in days, in heat that’s similar to the Sahara and dehydration will be the thing that brings me to my demise… she that refreshing rainfall before reality fades to black.

She knows me better than I know myself. We counterbalance each other but never tip over, no matter how uneven the scale. She’ll allow me to know every flaw, the ones that she doesn’t admit to even herself.

A genuine person, there to tell me to chill the fuck out when I’m being a fuckboy.. I guess someone worth the headache.

Physically.. She has to be attractive… To me.. Not to whatever fake standard y’all think is out there. She can have a phat butt, be slim thick (whatever the fuck that is), no ass, big Tits, no tits, lopsided tits, belly fat, no belly fat, stretch marks, glasses, braces… Just someone appealing to my soul.

👌

extremedildo:

"don’t sit like that, its unladylike"

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rob-nike:

viiroots:

Gang signs out the window ya bish

All of them offend you Ya bish
kushandwizdom:

More pictures here

kaliforhnia:

Idk why I keep getting sad over people that don’t give a shit about me.

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